Vivendi Universal Games has announced it has reached a deal with Al Pacino to reprise his legendary role as drugged-out coke dealer Tony Montana in a videogame version of Brian De Palma's knockout 1983 gangster flick, Scarface.

I don't really play video games - I'd much rather be outside with a football. Or a girl. Or a football and a girl - but this one is probably gonna be a pretty big deal. Since the movie is mostly associated with rappers and aspiring school yard assassins, anyone who buys it should be arrested immediately. Just thinking about this movie makes me long for old-timey crime, like when people were a master of disguise or they would spend a week to tunnel into a bank. Now they just storm into a convenience store at noon and execute everyone is sight. The old stuff seems kinda charming when you think about it.

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Paris Hilton told USA Today last week that Nicole Richie will be replaced on The Simple Life by her friend Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of singer Rod Stewart. "It's no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends," Hilton said in a statement last Wednesday. "Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it."
I'm not one to speculate, but I bet all the fighting has to do with Paris Hilton losing a "Biggest Whore" competition to Nicole Richie. You'd be surprised at how emotional people get over those competitions. Actually no. No you wouldn't.

What's new Pussycat...
Friday I turned the big 25. I played hooky from work, and it was great. Manda made me a cake from scratch and my favorite mushrooms. Crystal called and we talked for a bit. I hadn't heard from her since Christmas. She's coming to visit May 11-18. Miss Jazzi got me a sleeping mask, some lotion, 2 tickets for us to go to Six Flags in Atlanta, and 2 tickets to The Dodge Dealer's 500 (edit: Dodge Charger 500)in Darlington on May 7. It will be my first ever NASCAR race. I can't wait. Overall, my birthday was great. Sat was pretty terrible, as I was suuuuper sick all day. Today I went hunting for a dresser, but with no luck. This evening I'm cooking dinner, and maybe hitting the tanning bed with Miss Jasmine. This weekend was another milestone with Jasmine, and tomorrow will be 7 months. Each day with her is always better than the last. I'll be so sad when she goes home for summer....

Sometimes we hurt the ones we love the most without even knowing it. It's how we handle the bumps in the road that determines whether we succeed or fail. Have a good day, and good luck.

I gotta let you know I feel so weak without your touch,
I never thought that I could ever love a girl so much.
I gotta let you know I think that we are destiny,
For you I'd cross the world, for you I'd do anything.

Ron Stars in New Music Video!!!!!

Sat. I was part of a

Music Video

and I ended up being the star. That's just me, I guess.
Having been a backup dancer for a video, I guess that qualifies me to marry Britney Spears and take half of her money. I want half Britney, HALF!!!!!!

Boy Band Singer Runs for Cincinnati Mayor

04/04/2005 2:32 PM, AP


Justin Jeffre, a former member of 98 Degrees, wants to be Cincinnati's next mayor, saying his love for his hometown and desire to make it better motivated his decision to run.

"I am serious about this, and I intend to win," Jeffre, 32, said last week.

Jeffre said he wants to bring people from all over the city together through Cincinnati's arts and entertainment venues and build a strong downtown.

"We need to sell this city back to the people of this city," he said. "We've forgotten how great this city can be."

He also wants VH1 to follow his campaign for a reality series. VH1 officials have said no decision has been made on his proposal.

Jeffre doesn't have a political affiliation and plans to run as an independent, his spokeswoman, Andrea Leslie, said.

Mayor Charlie Luken, the incumbent Democrat, has said he won't seek re-election.

Mayoral candidates officially run as nonpartisans. They face off in a primary on Sept. 13, with the top two vote-getters competing in the Nov. 8 election. The filing deadline for the primary is June 30.


Jesus, save us from the stupid people.

More Juciy Gossip!!!
The confidence inspiringly named Moviehole is reporting that Justin Timberlake is being strongly considered to play John McClane Jr. in the upcoming Die Hard 4. Apparently everyone at Fox is okay with the fact that Justin looks absolutely nothing like Bruce Willis, but pictures of Justin Timberlake are hard to come by, so maybe no one at Fox has actually seen him yet. And as dumb as that last idea may be, it's still smarter than Justin as John McClane Jr. But the trump card of dumb in all this may be the casting of Jessica Simpson as Justin's sister, Lucy McClane. Justin and Jessica may look good on an Aryan youth recruiting poster* - you wouldn't even have to change their names - but some may question how a dude with dark coloring and a chick with red hair could give birth to Icelandic royalty.

Another interesting note is that Ben Aflleck was often mentioned in the role as McClanes kid, but it was decided that his box office appeal wasn't what it once was. If you're Affleck, and you're told that Timberlake is a better box office draw than you - even though he's never actually been in a movie - that's ungood.


* "Justin and Jessica say, 'Don't you guys hate Poland? I sure do!'"

Twin millionaires Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling their $7.3 million Manhattan apartment without having ever lived in it.

Wait wait wait, Mary-Kate and Ashley weren't even living in the $7 million penthouse that I was making fun of them for having? Then where the crap have these two little stick figures been living? On the streets? With hobos? Because if that's the case, I take back all the mean things I've ever said about these girls. Celebrities who can rough it on the streets with the homeless are okay in my book. I mean, as long as they don't start asking me for money and stuff. That's just awkward.