It's a new year David! Full of promise and wonder. And you have evidently just returned from one of the countless upscale LA night clubs that you notoriously frequent. Places we commoners can only fantasize about while devouring the celebrity gossip pages. How grand it must be! But what's this? A tiny friend on your shoulder to help you ring in the New Year? And why not? On most men such a sight would seem emasculating and silly. But you manage to somehow continue to exude both dignity and manhood. Such a gift! But I'm sorry David, I regret to inform you that despite your efforts to accessorize, the glimmer of that sequined collar will never be able to compete with the natural gleam of those steely-blue eyes. It's a lost cause.