"ur killing me ron...if u got beef then eat a porkchop...if u see a hill ahead then get over it...make like a tree and leave it be"

I don't understand what this means. Rather than using a bunch of colloquialisms, why not just explain what you're trying to say like a normal human being. That way I can at least understand what it is you're trying to imply. That fact is that I made a mistake, now I have to face the consequences. I don't want our relationship to be over, and if I have to change my outlook on things, then I will. But I'm not giving up, not yet.