Other people's lives are just more interesting.....

Brad Pitt and Ashton Kutcher Gossip
I don't know what Interview magazine is but I'm assuming it's about monster truck parts. You can probably order some kick ass lift kits and naked lady mud flaps. And Brad Pitt must have thought that too cause he agreed to work for them and interview Ashton Kutcher. Here's a glimpse into what the two most squealed over guys on the planet talked about :

Pitt : Are you wearing underwear?
Kutcher : Am I? Today, yes. Yesterday, you would have caught me on an off day.
Pitt : Dude, you're hot.
Kutcher : Well, there you go.
Pitt : What about the press? They've already said you're stupid. Have they said you're gay yet?
Kutcher : I don't know if I've gotten gay yet.
Pitt : Oh really? You'll get there.

All this and a fold out Bigfoot poster in the April issue of Interview.

Kevin Federline is punchable

I'm pretty sure Kevin Federline fancies himself as some kind of real life Tyler Durden, which is why he dresses like this and likes to imagine he had some rough and tumble past. So just picture the Star Wars Kid pretending to be Darth Maul and know that Kevin does the same thing with "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." All this actually works out great for me since I desperately want to beat his ass. I think I'll go down to the Colony in Malibu or Michael Landon State Park and wait for him. He'll either curl up in a puddle of his urine or actually fight me, either way I win. Little does he know that I lettered in Ultimate Fighting in high school. That and 'Lovemaking'. Drop me a line, ladies!



Around here....
Got a job, car runs, but with no clutch cable. I can drive it, but it's hard driving a car with a clutch without one. Somehow RC bent the clutch fork, so now we have to drop the transmission and replace it. Hurray...Jasmine's still in DC. She needs to bring her filipino booty back to SC. Miss you baby!!!!