The turtle world was delt a tragic blow today. Little Manny was found dead in the tank around 3pm. Cause of death is unknown. Please send $ instead of flowers to be given to his favorite charity, Hooters of America. Please observe a moment of silence to remember our little solider.
posted by Ron Wertz at
9:33 PM
2 Comments:
I'm really sad about this. He was my favorite. He'll always be remembered as lazy, a lopsided swimmer, didn't like the water too much, and had to be fed by breaking up the pieces and putting them in the water by his rock so he could eat in peace and not have to swim for his meal. He was so innocent and little...why? He had gotten better not too long ago. :(
Well at least he wasn't a vegetable for 15 years and had to die of starvation. At least he wasn't being kept alive by machines just so his parents could "have their boy." At least his parents didn't try to shove bread and wine down his throat during his last days to celebrate a god that is letting him die...
We never met, but I would have given him safe habour at my house for political profit. Sorry about your loss, seriously.
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